Why We Hate Chaos

Shut up. Thank you. If you don't hate Chaos, you should probably read this. And if you do hate Chaos, you probably don't know why. You think you do, but you're wrong. Ok, everybody offended? No? Jesus, a Jew, and Mel Gibson walk into a bar...

Oh, sorry. You ARE all offended, because I either just told you I hate you, or called you too stupid to understand your own mind. Great. Let's begin.

We'll start with some of the reasons you think you hate Chaos. And if you're some kind of social deviant (Chaos player), just swap out 'hate' for 'refuse to play anything but' and it'll read the same. Assuming you can read and understand the basic principles of substitution. Hey-oh!